14 definitions by TheEmployee

freshman 15

when freshmen in college gain 15 pounds because they drink every day of the week and have no self control whatsoever.

Do you wanna come drinking with me and the girls tonight?

.. It’s a Tuesday night.. I’m also not trying to gain the freshman 15.

by TheEmployee August 23, 2020

Melly

a person who can't fight; a word that can replace shrimp

Example 1
some treesh: omg did you see that fight at that prep school?
another treesh: yea that one dude who was on the floor was a melly.

Example 2
Jack: that guy sent me a nude picture, he had such a melly.

by TheEmployee March 13, 2019

Treesh

A term for a hoe. She cheats on her mans and gives no fucks.

Look at that treesh over there.

by TheEmployee December 12, 2019

Photo Roulette

An app where your friend's camera rolls get exposed. Especially fun to play with thots or people you want to find out more about.

Me: Let's play Photo Roulette.
You: Shit, let me delete my nudes first.

by TheEmployee December 12, 2019

Fordham Road

The ghetto right outside Fordham Prep and Fordham U. Crackheads and hood rats galore. Not a safe place to be at night. Many illegal activities happen there.

Boy: What if we kissed on Fordham Road?
Girl: And get shot? Yea.. I'll pass.

by TheEmployee December 12, 2019

Jungle Fever

The epidemic I caught this year after being blessed by black guys

You: I think you caught jungle fever

by TheEmployee January 30, 2020

Matt

A short guy, tries to be a heartbreaker too hard. He gets all baggy when girls dub him.

Q: This guy hit me up last night, trying to be so hot and shit.
E: Was it Matt?
Q: How'd you know?
E: Ah he hits up any girl he can lmaoo.

by TheEmployee December 12, 2019