3 definitions by TheDarkVoice
by TheDarkVoice January 25, 2017
Alexandra Neagu is...there are not enough words to describe her beauty. She is cute, adventurous, brave, calm and energetic. Her skills at games are over anybody's expectations. She is one of the few girls on 9gag. Alexandra is also sincere, romantic, reliable and practical. But, most importantly, she is very, very, very modest. Number one in modesty. More modest than her doesn't exist on this planet, not even in the entire universe. So modest, that even modesty itself is less modest than her. Alexandra is also very sexy, and knows how to speak to brighten up your day. She has good grades at everything, because she is super duper smart. Shooting is also one of her passions. She can fire all her nerf guns in less than a minute...but let's not talk now about reloading time. She is also very, very polite, and funny. Sometimes, she might bite your neck if you say some cheap jokes or some puns. All in all...she is the perfect girl that ever existed.
by TheDarkVoice October 23, 2017
This guy knows everything about everything. He became a pro when he first stepped in the summoner's rifts and got 3 pentakills with soraka full ad in his first game and one hexakill (had to revive the enemies, then kill them again) . You can find him in tramps, wearing a horse mask, or cutting and playing ping-pong with a pineapple. You can also see him in his natural habitat, programming and designing the world of witcher 8. He has an excelent skill of breaking dictionaries with his head, and making bad puns... but he usually gets PUNched in the face while doing them. He isnt very good at PUNctuation either ;
Guy: Hey, is that prosmin?
Other guy: Can't you see him eating cereals with milk on the street...that's definitely him.
Other guy: Can't you see him eating cereals with milk on the street...that's definitely him.
by TheDarkVoice June 5, 2017