3 definitions by TheBreeziest
An Idahoan is someone who is either born in, lived in for a long period of time, or currently lives in Idaho.
Idahoans are simple people. They don’t drive incredibly fast, they are skilled at driving on icy roads, they love their potatoes, they quote Napoleon Dynamite like the Bible, they work harder than anyone at their jobs, and they are wannabe Texans. Idahoans love their Trucks and Guns and other Freedoms and aren’t afraid to tell you about it.
Californians are realizing how crappy their state is, so they are moving North and East to get away. What they don’t realize is that states like Idaho are so great because those Californians weren’t there. The Californians move to these states bringing the same destructive politics that ruined Cali in the first place. And Idahoans want nothing to do with them or that.
Idahoans are really a great people. They are relaxed, don’t take life too quickly, and enjoy the small things. If you aren’t a Muslim or a Californian or a Liberal, they will love you.
Idahoans are simple people. They don’t drive incredibly fast, they are skilled at driving on icy roads, they love their potatoes, they quote Napoleon Dynamite like the Bible, they work harder than anyone at their jobs, and they are wannabe Texans. Idahoans love their Trucks and Guns and other Freedoms and aren’t afraid to tell you about it.
Californians are realizing how crappy their state is, so they are moving North and East to get away. What they don’t realize is that states like Idaho are so great because those Californians weren’t there. The Californians move to these states bringing the same destructive politics that ruined Cali in the first place. And Idahoans want nothing to do with them or that.
Idahoans are really a great people. They are relaxed, don’t take life too quickly, and enjoy the small things. If you aren’t a Muslim or a Californian or a Liberal, they will love you.
“Hey, you’re an Idahoan. What’s your favorite movie?”
“Dude, you should know this! It’s Napoleon freakin Dynamite! Freakin idiot!”
“Dude, you should know this! It’s Napoleon freakin Dynamite! Freakin idiot!”
by TheBreeziest July 29, 2021
When your cousin is deep throating you, and everything is going great, then she gags and vomits everywhere, ruining the whole experience, much like the North Carolina Tarheels in the 2021-2022 Men’s College Basketball National Championship game vs Kansas.
Cousin MaryLou and I snuck into the tornado cellar and she pulled down my drawers and started suckin. Man it felt good but then she got too far down there and gagged, spewing all over my clothes and dick. Now I have to go to family dinner smelling like vomit. Ruined everything that day. Did not want a Carolina Chokejob.
The Tarheels were also up 16 on the Jayhawks and blew that lead. Ended up losing. Ruined everything.
The Tarheels were also up 16 on the Jayhawks and blew that lead. Ended up losing. Ruined everything.
by TheBreeziest April 5, 2022
Durfing is the combination of the words Denim and Surfing. It’s a common act between 2 people who are remaining abstinent, but trying to show the highest level of affection possible. That, or they are just there to have fun. Either way, it’s a common pass-time of teenagers who aren’t ready for kids.
by TheBreeziest July 29, 2021