132 definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1
How white girls who intentionally choose to be incorrect pronounce “Et cetera”. Probably the same people who abbreviate “et cetera” as “Ect”.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
What Bill Burr says in his podcast to notify listeners that it’s probably best to skip the next 30-90 minutes of his podcast because his comedy-killing wife has entered his podcast room and will start cutting his jokes off and interpreting them as statements.
Bill Burr: …and right after that he -- oh look everyone it’s the lovely Nia!
Podcast Listeners: Aiight *turns off podcast*
Podcast Listeners: Aiight *turns off podcast*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
A town in southern Manitoba that suicidal, pity-seeking recovering alcoholics with no life who have mistake children with some greasy hookup from a shopping mall move to from northern Manitoba to try to feel better.
Oh fuck bud I’m gonna kms… actually, wait, nah I’ll just move to Portage La Prairie so I can do it there instead.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023
A thing gay people do when they “don’t want to make a big deal out of it” but then get offended when everyone else doesn’t “make a big deal about it”, throw them a party, and begin praising them as if they are a God
“Mom, dad, I’m coming out”
Good for you, son.
“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”
Good for you, son.
“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
A phrase meaning “given name” that trannies who can’t accept themselves use. People who use this term are commonly seen being easily offended and downvoting posts that hurt their feelings on many apps.
Doctor: Hey John. I have some news…
John: “Um John is my dead name, it’s Joanne now”
Doctor: Uh, ok Joanne, you have prostate cancer.
John: “Um John is my dead name, it’s Joanne now”
Doctor: Uh, ok Joanne, you have prostate cancer.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023
*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
What females put on their dating profile after listing their only 2 hobbies that involve 0 activity to make them not sound boring despite the fact that both of these hobbies are done by themselves.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023