37 definitions by The-real-cobra-queen
no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
1) someone with a cheek obsession... dimples, cheekbones and such
2 when someone's face sort of illuminates when they smile, like a hamster
2 when someone's face sort of illuminates when they smile, like a hamster
1) Cheekster: Look at those cheeks, she's cheeky
2) Rowan: Obergefell, he's got some nice cheeks, he's such a cheekster
2) Rowan: Obergefell, he's got some nice cheeks, he's such a cheekster
by The-real-cobra-queen September 8, 2019
When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018
the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
opposite gender responses to the two variants of rory culkin:
girl to male rory: OMMGGGG rory ur sooo cute!!! mssg me back!!!! it's been forevvan!!!
boy to female rory: i have to use the bathroom, bye whory
girl to male rory: OMMGGGG rory ur sooo cute!!! mssg me back!!!! it's been forevvan!!!
boy to female rory: i have to use the bathroom, bye whory
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
french word for bizarre fashion statement that is potentially offensive. people might be adverse to you for this.
lady gaga is wearing a meat dress with teal ombre... very outré
monique wanted to wear a normal neutral comfy outfit but her outfit was misinterpreted to offend people
monique wanted to wear a normal neutral comfy outfit but her outfit was misinterpreted to offend people
by The-real-cobra-queen September 10, 2019