roseanne barred

when you try to get birth control at 13 but your parents won't let you.

no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

Roseanne-Bar

One 10mg Ambien (zolpidem tartrate).

Named for the infamous Roseanne "Ambien made me racist" moment

"It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting — it was memorial day too — I went 2 far & do not want it defended,"-- Roseanne Barr

*Frantically checks phone history*
Oh God! I accidentally stayed awake after my Ambien last night. God I hope it wasn't a Roseanne-Bar

by SmartAllyPants March 24, 2022