1180 definitions by The return of Light Joker

1. the catchy part of a song

2. a prostitute (from hooker)

3. someones hand

4. to steal

5. to arrest
Get your hook off of my shoulder.
by The Return of Light Joker March 05, 2008
Your mileage may vary, It worked for me but it may not work for you
It worked with my siblings but YMMV.
by The Return of Light Joker April 06, 2010
to behave in an ostentatiously skilled and assured way with the intention of impressing others
Stop showing off and do your job. (example of show off)
by The Return of Light Joker September 23, 2009
PM
1. a personal or private message

2. to send someone a personal or private message on a message board, forum or chat room
If I get another PM about that topic I will flip out.
by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2008
if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it
You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.
by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008

1. the penis

2. a despised person

3. a detective
The dick heard that some dick who was caught concealing a bag of drugs near his dick had the evidence for the murder.
by The Return of Light Joker March 08, 2008
free of conditions, restrictions, costs, or any other obstacles
I will buy you a waffle iron, no strings attached.
by The Return of Light Joker October 05, 2007

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