1055 definitions by The Return Of Light Joker

ass-backwards

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong

The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.

by The Return Of Light Joker December 17, 2011

smear

to attack someones reputation with false information, to defame someone

Conservative journalists are trying to smear Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama simultaneously.

by The Return Of Light Joker March 3, 2008

work out

1. to exercise, especially in a strenuous way

2. a session of exercise

3. for something to end in success

I need to work out today.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 19, 2007

moonshiner's turn

an illegal U-turn made by putting the car in neutral and applying the hand brake

He just pulled off a moonshiner's turn before I could block his escape.

by The Return Of Light Joker December 4, 2011

headlights

1. the eyes

2. a woman's breasts

His lust was apparent when he laid his headlights on her headlights.

by The Return Of Light Joker January 4, 2012

cooch

the vulva, the female genitals

One look at her infected cooch and the whole situation went up in flames.

by The Return Of Light Joker July 3, 2009

vicious circle

a series of unsatisfactory events that leads to another such series of events and and so on

If The vicious circle continues, the world as we know it may cease to exist.

by The Return Of Light Joker February 13, 2009