1007 definitions by The Original Agahnim
The other guy figured out he was good at math, but he had never seen Billy work on his equations, that wasn't easy to do and no kid does equations for fun or because they want to. So the other kid went to the gym to practice and take his mind off math, and sure enough, there was Billy at the gym practicing too. The other guy thought he was more devoted than Billy to everything, and therefore better at everything, but Billy kept struggling with him to let him know he was just as good at math or physical activities, not better, but just as good.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
The Buccaneers are metrosexual pirates, they can't help that they are pretty, they were born that way.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
The prettiest and winiest bunch of pirates you ever did see. They must have a room in the locker room where they put make up on before the game.
Tampa Bay Buccaneer- Ref did you see him hit me?
Referee- Listen, I don't have any band aids, if that's what you're asking. After the last Super Bowl you guys said you were tougher than your opponents, so we didn't bring enough, we didn't think you would need any. I guess we were wrong, I guess it was our mistake. We will bring plenty of band aids and kleenex next year though, don't worry! We will be prepared for the mighty Buccaneers next year!
Referee- Listen, I don't have any band aids, if that's what you're asking. After the last Super Bowl you guys said you were tougher than your opponents, so we didn't bring enough, we didn't think you would need any. I guess we were wrong, I guess it was our mistake. We will bring plenty of band aids and kleenex next year though, don't worry! We will be prepared for the mighty Buccaneers next year!
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
The prettiest and whiniest pirates you will ever see, for a team that claims to be so much tougher than their opponents! At least the Raiders are happy to have somebody's least favorite football players on their team.
Tampa Bay Buccaneer- Did you see the guy hit me ref?
Referee- Next time you whine to me about somebody doing something mean to you, you're out of here!
Tampa Bay Buccaneer- But ref, he...
Referee- Shut the fuck up, go tell the Buccaneers your sob story!
Referee- Next time you whine to me about somebody doing something mean to you, you're out of here!
Tampa Bay Buccaneer- But ref, he...
Referee- Shut the fuck up, go tell the Buccaneers your sob story!
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
Someone that tells people if they want a tree canopy, don't buy goods from Amazon (since Amazon builds warehouses), which is a lot like saying if they want a tree canopy, don't buy the houses the real estate market/development they profit from and are involved in is selling. Either way, somebody that tells you that is going to see dollar signs in something, and try to clear cut the trees and walk all over the land and the people there to get them.
As long as people see dollar signs, they are going to try and clear cut trees, it doesn't really matter to them what the land is used for, as long as they get what they want (and buying a few goods via Amazon is not wanting much compared to the millions they could make off the land they had clear cut, so it isn't the people they call sheeple that are taking more than they need off Amazon, and usually people that buy off Amazon already know they are part of the problem).
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Most people don't use equations on a daily basis, since they don't tend to prove as much to as many people as having a lot of money does. If it's not a means to an end, most people aren't going to do it even for show, since they don't see dollar signs that go with it.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021