The Grammar Nazi's definitions

BYOC

Acronym: Bring Your Own Crap. Similar to BYOB or BYOM.

It's a BYOC party.

by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2001

multislack

To slack off with many people at the same time.

I'm not done with that yet; I've been multislacking.

by The Grammar Nazi February 21, 2003

jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

veto

To summarily dismiss a suggestion of something to do/eat/listen to/etc. Ususally used when the suggestion is distateful to the vetoer.

Yeah, I'm going to have to veto the Britney Spears.

by The Grammar Nazi November 16, 2001

Vanish!

"Begone!"
"Leave my sight immediately!"

"Hello, I'm from the Church of..."
"Vanish!"

by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001

poontease

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.

"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"

by The Grammar Nazi September 28, 2002

Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002