The Grammar Nazi's definitions

DD

n. Designated Driver. One who abstains from "partying" so everyone can get home safely.

We're going out tonight, and I'm the DD, as per usual.

by The Grammar Nazi January 5, 2002

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

come like judgement day

To orgasm twice in one session.

Found originally in the book "House of Leaves".

It didn't take long before we were under the covers and coming like judgement day.

by The Grammar Nazi June 27, 2002

turntablism

Mixin' some good vinyls; behind the wheels of steel.

Let's go to the club and check out some phat turntablism!

by The Grammar Nazi August 18, 2002

pillow talk

n. The conversation that happens after making out/sex. It's infinitely better than normal conversation because there's touching involved.

During pillow talk I asked him about his family.

by The Grammar Nazi June 11, 2002

jobjob

n. A real job, typically the first job one gets upon leaving school. The repetition is to distinguish it from a mere job, which most college students have had a number of by the time they graduate. This is no internship, co-op or part-time barista position: this is honest to God employment. (With a dental plan.)

I'm graduating in June and I've really begun looking for a jobjob in earnest.

by The Grammar Nazi April 30, 2004

stoked

Very, very excited.

I'm so stoked about my date Friday night!

by The Grammar Nazi October 20, 2001