The Grammar Nazi's definitions

relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.

MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.

by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2001

pillow talk

n. The conversation that happens after making out/sex. It's infinitely better than normal conversation because there's touching involved.

During pillow talk I asked him about his family.

by The Grammar Nazi June 11, 2002

turntablism

Mixin' some good vinyls; behind the wheels of steel.

Let's go to the club and check out some phat turntablism!

by The Grammar Nazi August 18, 2002

come like judgement day

To orgasm twice in one session.

Found originally in the book "House of Leaves".

It didn't take long before we were under the covers and coming like judgement day.

by The Grammar Nazi June 27, 2002

bump-in

n. When you meet someone in a place you didn't expect to see them.

You're my third bump-in today!

by The Grammar Nazi January 9, 2002

get off

1. To orgasm.
2. To enjoy tremendously. (Typically ~ on.)

1. Excuse me, but I have to go get off.
2. louis really gets off on adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

LTR

On craigslist, an acronym for Long-Term Relationship.

Enough of this single crap, I'm ready for an LTR.

by The Grammar Nazi January 5, 2002