The Grammar Nazi's definitions

automagically

adv. Something that happens automatically, but that also has some mysterious, "magical" element to it. "Smart" appliances, features, etc. that do intelligent things with less help than you might expect.

I installed Windows, and it screwed up my system automagically!

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

the bird

The middle finger when used as a salute.

I cut off a cop today, and he gave me the bird.

by The Grammar Nazi November 26, 2001

Hoodie Theory

The hypothesis that men automatically become more attractive when wearing a hoodie.

Look at that guy over there! The Hoodie Theory in action...

by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001

ralph

v. To throw up; lurch

Watching the professional eater on The Daily Show tonight made me want to ralph!

by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001

fuckin' A

An emphatic agreement.

Thom Yorke is God.
Fuckin' A!

by The Grammar Nazi November 14, 2001

pillow talk

n. The conversation that happens after making out/sex. It's infinitely better than normal conversation because there's touching involved.

During pillow talk I asked him about his family.

by The Grammar Nazi June 11, 2002

stoked

Very, very excited.

I'm so stoked about my date Friday night!

by The Grammar Nazi October 20, 2001