The Grammar Nazi's definitions

relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.

MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.

by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2001

backend

1. The part of a software product that the user does not interact with.
2. See booty.

1. We've isolated that problem in the backend.
2. That backend is a fantastic site.

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002

poontease

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.

"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"

by The Grammar Nazi September 28, 2002

present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.

I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

front meat

n. Breasts.

She's got some new front meat.

by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002

Vanish!

"Begone!"
"Leave my sight immediately!"

"Hello, I'm from the Church of..."
"Vanish!"

by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001