The Grammar Nazi's definitions

joo

Better than 'j00' because it looks like a brand of jelly candy

Lets all eat some joos!

by The Grammar Nazi September 4, 2003

oncle

French for 'uncle'

My bum-bum is sore

by The Grammar Nazi September 4, 2003

odorifice

The nose. Odor + orifice = odorifice!

Well, crap. It looks like I broke my odorifice.

by The Grammar Nazi September 25, 2003

pee shy

The inability to urinate in public, for example at a crowded row of urinals.

"What's the matter? I thought you said you had to go?"

"I *do*, but I just got pee shy."

by The Grammar Nazi July 2, 2004

auralgasm

The feeling you get while listening to a fantastic song.

Every time I hear "(This Is) The Dream of Evan and Chan" I have an auralgasm.

by The Grammar Nazi July 8, 2004

screenie

A short term for a "screen shot," a picture one takes of something on a computer screen.

I don't know what window you're talking about. Can you send me a screenie?

by The Grammar Nazi August 19, 2004

BYODKM

Bring Your Own Display, Keyboard and Mouse. Describes a computer that's just a CPU.

Apple's new Mac Mini

by The Grammar Nazi January 11, 2005