The Grammar Nazi's definitions

second feeding

Dinner after dinner. The second round of eating following the feast on Thanksgiving Day.

We could go watch a movie and be back here right about time for the second feeding.

by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001

near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

by The Grammar Nazi January 3, 2002

deck change

Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.

Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.

by The Grammar Nazi February 5, 2004

screenie

A short term for a "screen shot," a picture one takes of something on a computer screen.

I don't know what window you're talking about. Can you send me a screenie?

by The Grammar Nazi August 19, 2004

difficulty

n. Something that is a problem for you.

I've run into a difficulty upgrading my hardware.

by The Grammar Nazi February 27, 2002

scat

Unintelligible verbal utterances placed in time to music.

Have you heard "Scatman" by Scatman Jack? He's scatting all over the place!

by The Grammar Nazi October 25, 2001

chubby

An erection.
Also see hard-on stiffy

Dancing is tough when you've got a chubby.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001