144 definitions by The Grammar Nazi

Top Definition
1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.
I just got some spam inviting me to "cum here." Is there a double meaning here???
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001
n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.
I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??
by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002
1. Another word for female genetalia
2. A feline companion.
1. "Pussy feels like warm apple pie."
2. "My pussy got stuck in a tree."
by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001
adv. Something that happens automatically, but that also has some mysterious, "magical" element to it. "Smart" appliances, features, etc. that do intelligent things with less help than you might expect.
I installed Windows, and it screwed up my system automagically!
by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002
n. A sex partner to whom you have no special attachment. A person you occasionally have sex with who is not your S.O.

A fuck buddy is similar to a friend with benefits.
Person 1: So your girlfriend's coming over?
Person 2: She's not my girlfriend. We're just fuck buddies.
by The Grammar Nazi December 15, 2001
Acronym: Bring Your Own Beer. A party where the alcohol is not provided.
Wanna come over Saturday? We're having a BYOB party.
by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001
n. One with an irrational fear of homosexuality and homosexuals. For the most part these people seem to have little actual experience with the aforementioned.

We fear what we do not understand.
I can't have my boyfriend over because my parents are total homophobes.
by The Grammar Nazi July 26, 2002

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