Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002

Seinfeldian

You know you are a Seinfeldian if you argue over the top of a muffin, which marsmallow is bigger or something stupid like that.

by Cool Guy July 18, 2003

Seinfeldian

tedious or obsessive to the point of being ridiculous

She has such high standards for men that her objections are practically Seinfeldian.

by Whitney February 6, 2004

Seinfeldian

Person who follows the teachings of Seinfeld

Stan: Do you celebrate Festivus?

Jan: Yes of course I do, I'm Seinfeldian, it's our holiest day.

by Blue Carbuncle June 19, 2011

Seinfeldian

adj - to describe a chain of dates. To keep motivated to do an activity every day, Jerry Seinfeld used a large calendar and a big red marker. Everyday that had success got a big, red "X". The secret? “Don’t break the chain.” “Don’t break the chain.”

Max is still going to the gym everyday since he started using that Seinfeldian chain.

by OBI Serious September 14, 2007

Seinfeldianism

The belief system, worldview, or lifestyle rooted in the obsessive analysis of everyday trivialities, awkward encounters, and the unwritten social rules of life—just like in the TV show Seinfeld.

Those who practice Seinfeldianism often:
• Get irrationally upset about double-dipping.
• Question close talkers, re-gifters, and low-talkers.
• Believe “nothing” is everything.

The practice of Seinfeldianism is worldwide and spot on in most cases. Seinfeldianism will live on for ages, not that there is anything wrong with it!

by Colorado Muleskinner July 18, 2025