Definitions by The Commadore
Meatball sundae
When Anheuser-Busch spends $40 million on an online network called BudTV, that's a meatball sundae. It leads to no new Bud drinkers, just a bad case of indigestion.
Meatball sundae by The Commadore September 30, 2008
Blamestorming
Business meetings that devolve into finding fault for why projects have gone wrong, rather than looking for successful results. This is also known as postmortem.
After four months of secret meetings and public blamestorming, the Legislature will adjourn, having done some favors for powerful special interests and approved a budget that spends hundreds of millions of dollars more than the state will take in.
Blamestorming by The Commadore September 29, 2008
Petting the eagle
Petting the eagle by The Commadore September 29, 2008
Skintern
Female intern who quickly decides to don provocative clothing to alter the competitive balance of the intern pool. Also know as the next Mrs. fill-in-your-boss' name.
Skintern by The Commadore September 29, 2008
Southern trespass
Listen, I know Kobe committed a Southern trespass on you but you wont get a conviction for rape just because of it, you have to say that none of the sexual acts had consent.
Southern trespass by The Commadore August 17, 2008
Pulling the goalie
I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.
Pulling the goalie by The Commadore August 17, 2008
Crowning
Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.
Crowning by The Commadore August 15, 2008