Definitions by The Bucktooth Robot

fondouche 

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

fondouche by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

three dollar william 

1. Butt lovin', cum drinkin' fag of any name. It's a sneaky way of saying that someone is "as queer as a three dollar bill".

Me: That guy's a regular three dollar william.

My Imaginary Girlfriend: Oh, that's why he smells like ass.

Me: He also has dried up cum on his nose, just like you this morning.

My Imaginary Girlfriend: Yeah, I like that a lot!!!

three dollar william by The Bucktooth Robot June 26, 2009

panty ham 

1. A fat, clean-shaven vagina with small, tight labia.

Although appearing bruised and swollen, her pussy lips formed a nice, compact panty ham.

panty ham by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009

cuntlers 

Huge, 1 inch, multi-headed warts on either side of a pussy. It looks like a mounted deer rack if the front of the deer's head were removed.

I tried to give her oral, but she bucked me off with her cuntlers.

I dodged her cuntlers to give her oral and ended up with warts all over my face.

cuntlers by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009

parking knot

The human excretion hole that opens and closes by flexing the sphincter muscle. It is located between the left and right ass cheeks.

Her pussy was getting loose, so I drove through her parking knot.

parking knot by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

assbackwards 

1. doing something the wrong way

The electrical work was done assbackwards, causing many fires.

The toilet was installed assbackwards. That's why it smells like shit in here.

assbackwards by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

meat fence

1. a big,fat pussy that resembles a wall of meat

A bloody string was hanging from her meat fence, but it didn't matter because she gave me head instead.

meat fence by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009