52 definitions by The Sub
Over a decade ago, Toyota revolutionized the American luxury car world with the introduction of the Lexus line. In the early 90s, the economy was booming and luxury cars were once again a hit. Toyota succeeded with the Lexus, and it remains to this day the top selling luxury car in the United States.
Now, comes a new trend. A trend which was spawned from the coke-snorting habits of Generation X. It is the ugly car trend.
Each big company has it's own hideous car. The infamous Honda Element (wannabe hummer), the Volkswagen Golf (Ricers seem to be all over this one now), the Pontiac Aztek (Anyone who pays money for that needs to have their heart ripped out on an altar, Aztec style), the PT Cruiser (You'll cruise right by any hopes of getting poontang in that one), and last and certainly least, the Chevy Avalanche (If you get in a collision, the rubber will make the other car bounce off you).
Toyota once again plans to dominate a rising line of cars with the ugly Scion. This includes the shoebox on wheels, and the wannabe Impala.
Now, comes a new trend. A trend which was spawned from the coke-snorting habits of Generation X. It is the ugly car trend.
Each big company has it's own hideous car. The infamous Honda Element (wannabe hummer), the Volkswagen Golf (Ricers seem to be all over this one now), the Pontiac Aztek (Anyone who pays money for that needs to have their heart ripped out on an altar, Aztec style), the PT Cruiser (You'll cruise right by any hopes of getting poontang in that one), and last and certainly least, the Chevy Avalanche (If you get in a collision, the rubber will make the other car bounce off you).
Toyota once again plans to dominate a rising line of cars with the ugly Scion. This includes the shoebox on wheels, and the wannabe Impala.
I had a Scion infront of me. A Pontiac Aztek to my right. A PT Cruiser to my left. And a Honda Element behind me. If I had one, I'd set off my car bomb and sacrifice my life to remove these hideous cars from the road.
by The Sub March 11, 2005
1) An assortment of coins, usually found in your pockets.
2) A comically bad diss track made by rap artist Ja Rule targetting 50 Cent. Includes the infamous 'MUREDR INC' line which pretty much solidified the fact that Ja Rule never had a chance against G-Unit to begin with, even though most of G-Unit (aside from The Game) is just as mediocre.
2) A comically bad diss track made by rap artist Ja Rule targetting 50 Cent. Includes the infamous 'MUREDR INC' line which pretty much solidified the fact that Ja Rule never had a chance against G-Unit to begin with, even though most of G-Unit (aside from The Game) is just as mediocre.
1) "I have some loose change in my pocket. I'll use it to buy something in the vending machine."
2) "I really don't care ta stand but Fifty you gon' get shot again
by the M-U-R-E-D-R INC" -Ja Rule, Loose Change
2) "I really don't care ta stand but Fifty you gon' get shot again
by the M-U-R-E-D-R INC" -Ja Rule, Loose Change
by The Sub January 23, 2005
A yellow towel that Pittsburgh Steelers fans wave during games. It is also used to wipe away the tears after their fluke of a team gets crushed by the New England Patriots.
Thousands of Pittsburgh Steelers fans used their terrible towels as hankchiefs after Roethlisberger threw another interception which Harrison promptly ran down the field for a touchdown.
by The Sub February 2, 2005
A car's turning signal. Cars sold in New England may as well have these as optional instead of standard, because few people use them.
That guy decided to turn on his left blinka after he had been sitting in the middle of the road while the traffic behind him stood dumbfounded for about half a minute.
by The Sub March 2, 2005
by The Sub February 4, 2005
The result of tailgating. The driver who is being tailgated slams his brakes, usually randomly, to spook the tailgater. They have a 'contest' to see who ends up skidding further.
Hmm, that guy is still riding up my tail. Whoa, is that a kid about to see jump onto the street? *slam* *screeeech*
by The Sub March 2, 2005
At night, a car that usually has a dark paint job, and no headlights on. It can literally come out of nowhere, as it is nothing but a silhouette of a vehicle.
I nearly got rammed by that silhouette when I was trying to make a left at midnight... stupid drunks.
by The Sub March 2, 2005