5 definitions by The Purple Helmet
A test to find out if a man really is gay ! His friend or boyfriend put 2 fingers each side of his bumhole and stretches the hole apart, he then proceeds to shout 'Echo' into the gaping hole, if you can hear the word 'Echo' more than once it means you are gay !
That Micky Flan is well gay, i did the 'The Echo Test' on him last night and we heard the word 'echo' repeat 9 times, what a bummer
by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022
when a man has really terrible stomach ache from drinking too much carling lager, his wife or girlfriend then goes to give him a rim job and he fills her mouth with the watery brown love juice
Brian and sally felt like a spot if rimming fun but Brian had been on the lash and filled sally's mouth with Davies Dishwater
by The Purple Helmet February 9, 2022
The art of bending your cock back underneath your gooch and sticking it right inside your own butt hole, this is done whilst standing on one leg
That Ben Holleron is a strange cat, his mom once walked in on him doing The Bent Flamingo, he cum up himself and it all ran down his standing leg !!!
by The Purple Helmet February 11, 2022
Often practiced by lone homosexual men. The said homosexual goes to a popular gay hunting ground i.e. public toilets, gay bushes or the forest, he then waits till there is a group of gays who are yet to pull but need to empty their full sacks ! He then lays on the floor in just his pants, the group approach and collectively wank all over him until he's covered in gentleman's relish !
That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'
by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022
A mans comfy pair of pants that he wears for in the car or on the plane when going/travelling on holiday ! A bloke usually dons his Travel Pants because he has large testicles and the 'Dad Briefs' give him extra support !
by The Purple Helmet May 5, 2022