1007 definitions by The Original Agahnim
Someone that pretends to care about fat people and other marginalized groups on the surface even though they are the first ones to encourage people to diet, exercise, or live a healthier and more active lifestyle (thus sneakily ridiculing them and implying that they are not okay the way they are and that they shouldn't be happy with the way they are until they have changed).
Thanks to shallow people, nobody is allowed to describe anybody as fat anymore without everybody assuming they are heartless, even if it's a simple and true statement. These same shallow people are the reason people can't call black people black, Indians Indians, gypsies gypsies, or pygmies pygmies to describe them in a way people previously recognized as legitimate anymore, because even if these groups of people aren't really offended by it, shallow manipulators have convinced enough people that they are offended and have hurt feelings to actually censor what people say.
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
Confidence in all the wrong traits such as physical appearance, social status, things that would make anyone unhappy to focus on instead of having an imagination/thoughts, things that might not be pleasant, but they are who somebody really is beneath the surface.
Being shallow isn't really confidence or happiness, and that isn't where anyone found happiness, no matter what other things that seemed to benefit them that they might have found there. Most people are looking for gold or anything that might have a dollar hidden in it though, so they don't really care too much about how happy they are with the last gold or dollar they found, there's just the next one.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2022
The Mighty Mouse Girl tried to convince them all that they were the big cheese, but really she knew who was going to get all the cheese in the end.
by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021
Morons. The kind of people that want to bring new life something that hasn't even been around a long time (a hotel that has done well since it opened 20 years ago), though most structures they tend to call aging are not really old when you think of how long some buildings have been around (the Empire State Building, the Colosseum in Rome, the Pyramids come to mind).
The Developers would say or do anything to get what they wanted, a few more dollar signs out of something. They would say something that had been around 10 years and flourished was in need of new life or that they were going to magically transform it into something new and exciting, even though it wasn't needed, and a lot of people wouldn't have wanted anything new, they liked/loved it the way it was before it changed, before the developers fucked it up. Just like there were people that liked something until they called it a game changer, and fucked up everyone's best efforts that they put towards it.
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
The developers wanted to turn a hotel that was doing well until the pestilence, which didn't help any hotel, into an apartment complex. There was nothing new or original about their idea, just a lack of people to oppose them at a time when people were thought to be at their most vulnerable, especially people in the hotel business. It was an oppurtunistic time for some folks, including the developers, people making money off medical supplies, vaccines, masks, and so on.
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
A female singer doesn't need the attention of any one male in particular, but without the attention of any males, wouldn't her sex cease to be superior to males? She would really become one of the guys, one of the rest of the guys, an equal, a nobody, a loser, and any other insult you can think of for a guy that doesn't spend his entire life trying to prove he is something other than that to a female. The queen would no longer be the most powerful piece on the chess board, because their would be no more game, no more board. She could seek the attention of females, but she would no longer know having the support of mixed company, the police and court systems, and society at her disposal, and female suicide rates might even catch up to their male peers for the first time in history, since the two sexes would be equal. Living something closer to the reality males live, crimes committed by females might get more violent, and they might have to spend as much time in jail per crime as males for the first time in history if that hapoened, since the two sexes would be equal. All attention from any male would be unwanted, and there would be no guys left to play, so females would have to form their front line, and males would have to form theirs. There would be no guys left to play against each other as good people and bad people, they would all be the enemy based on their sex.
Her money and power didn't depend on the attention of any one male, but if all males ignored her, would she still keep trying to beat them on their own turf or would she straighten herself out a little bit? Perhaps the world will know one day, but until then, that's the way it is. Guys haven't been too good at resisting giving away their male attention freely, perhaps females would get as angry as guys are used to being all the time if they did.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021