143 definitions by The Grammar Nazi

pseudosleep

n. What happens when someone shares a bed with you. You may sleep a little here and there, but never for very long. You'll probably need to take a nap the next day.

God, I'm tired... I got a whole lotta pesudosleep last night.

by The Grammar Nazi June 12, 2002

moobs

n. Man boobs; unusually/disgustingly large titties on a man.

Oh my god, look at the moobs on that guy! They're bigger than your mom's!

by The Grammar Nazi June 12, 2002

cum

1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.

I just got some spam inviting me to "cum here." Is there a double meaning here???

by The Grammar Nazi November 20, 2001

boink

v. To fuck.

Guess what?? Nick finally got boinked!

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002

pop punk

n. Music which is pesudo-punk. It's got the loud guitars, it's got just enough of the "I'm angry" vibe to still be interesting to today's youth. But it's way too polished and lacks the substance of true punk.

Blink-182
MxPx

by The Grammar Nazi December 4, 2001

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

five by five

Everything's cool. Derived from radio terminology.

John's got a five by five attitude about love.

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002