9 definitions by The Chainsaw chronicles

Woody

A person who is the last resort for a sexual encounter

She wanted a woody because he was the last resort

by The Chainsaw chronicles October 11, 2022

Twanker'd

Twanker'd

When one is twatted and wankered on various prescription & none prescription medication obtained from Jeff in wetherspoons

Looks like Woody is Twanker'd

by The Chainsaw chronicles November 4, 2022

Woody Invite

When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie

Were you invited? No I got a woody invite

by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022

Micfreak

Doesn’t get a second class ticket from Nottingham, gets a first class 69 instead

He gets a micfreak 69

by The Chainsaw chronicles September 28, 2023

Joxtrap

A Joxtrap is a bird who's got a stick and one groped tie

Looks like she's a Joxtrap

by The Chainsaw chronicles November 4, 2022

mystic Angel

A person who Mystically appears in Stoke, becomes 2nd in command of the Sesh Bears, formally know as Dick the Greek, very hairy and tanned, drinks Stella with Morgsy Bear

Another one going for a Mystic Angel at Haversham House

by The Chainsaw chronicles November 2, 2022

Dougle Berry

Absolutely a 10, likes a dance, cares for wild animals, Honey to morgsy 10 bears

Stay clear from Dougle Berry, she's the bears

by The Chainsaw chronicles November 2, 2022