5 definitions by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable

wopstick

A stick used in the early twentieth century to beat italian immigrants upon their arrival in the United States. The last known beating with this implement was in 1937 to an Antonio Emmolucci. The last of these implements is located in the storage closet in the Ellis Island museum.

Hey dago get yer ass over her or Walter is gonna beat you with the wopstick again.

Did you hear Vincent Gallenzoni got wopsticked last week?

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable February 8, 2022

Pork Dumpurine

A horrible culinary abomination created by a japanese dude taking a shit on a pork dumpling and then boiling it in urine, hence Pork Dumpurine.

Hey Zack wanna go get some japanese food?
No way i'm sick of shitty sushi and pork dumpurines, lets get Italian instead.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable March 16, 2022

Coomerino

An italian-american who is almost always in his room jerking off and when he isnt jerking off spends his time ordering bizarre sex toys which he jerks off onto and returns.

I heard from my uncle that Louie down the street is quite the coomerino.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable February 8, 2022

Ligger

A popular disparaging term for someone who plays as a reptile in an online 2d space station gaym.

Get out of medbay you fucking Ligger!!!

The god damn ligger just waltzed into my bar and started throwing all my drinking glasses!!

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable March 16, 2022

Spedacinni Altardo

A bastardized version of the dish fetucinni alfredo in which a retard has more than likely smeered his boogers and cum into.

Hey Tony dont go over to that special education kids house or youre gonna get stuck there eating spedacinni altardo with extra ass cheese.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable February 8, 2022