ThaBigCheesy's definitions

Cleav

Short for cleavage. Usually used by young females.

Miranda is notorious for showing off copious amounts of cleav.

by ThaBigCheesy October 1, 2010

Service My Manhood

To provide sexual pleasure. Usually used to request a blow job or hand job, but can also mean full on secksi tyme.

After Baptist Revival Camp, I asked Julie to service my manhood, to which she eagerly complied.

by ThaBigCheesy October 9, 2010

Thread Necromancer

One who resurrects extremely old threads in discussion forums.

Dood. You just replied to a thread that's 2 years old. WTF is wrong with you!? Quit being a Thread Necromancer.

by ThaBigCheesy November 10, 2010

Dribble before you shoot

In a word: Precum.

Danielle: Dood! You gotta wear a condom! I know you're the "Pullout King", but guys dribble before you shoot!

Me: Fuck.

by ThaBigCheesy September 8, 2010

Bed Flute

A wonderful colloquialism for the one and only male sexual organ: The peen.

Hey Ashleigh, how about you come over and play a little tune on the ole' bed flute?

by ThaBigCheesy November 2, 2010

lolspeek

An intentional misspelling of the word "lolspeak". Which is quite ironic, as lolspeak is wholly based on intentional misspelling.

Duz yew know hao tew speek da lolspeek?

by ThaBigCheesy February 27, 2010

Girlass

Colloquialism for vagina mainly used by lesbian/bi females.

In other words, males get ass. Females get girlass.

Jenn: I've been getting a lot of girlass lately, go me.

by ThaBigCheesy October 16, 2010