Teej's definitions

mammory

The fond recollection of breast from bygone days. Contraction of mammary and memory.

"Thanks for the mammories!"

by teej October 16, 2003

talking head

1. Television personality typically show only from the shoulders up.
2. Any memeber of the faux punk band Talking Heads
3. Mumbling during the act of cunninlingus.

1. Paula Zahn is nothing but a talking head.
2. Yes, Paula Zahn plays the cello, but she was never in Talking Heads.
3. I would give anything to give Paula Zahn talking head.

by teej October 16, 2003

wetware

The brain.

Your hardware and software seem to be fine, so I can only assume that your wetware is fucked up.

by teej October 16, 2003

the unseen

the best punk band ever.

they kick ass.

by Teej April 28, 2003

antiscii

(n. pl.) The inhabitants of the earth, living on different sides of the equator, whose shadows at noon are cast in opposite directions.

Sometimes the knowledge that word like antiscii exists is th only thing that gives me the strength to go on.

by teej October 16, 2003

tittibah

A Dallas area gentlenmen's club.

Q: "Ya'll wan go to da tittibah?"
A: "Tittibah, Tittibah, tittibah!"

by teej October 16, 2003

ass water

Tennessee delicacy served in only the finest sit-down establishments. A semi clear, semi-odorless, semi-tasteless drink served over ice.

"can I get ya'll somore ass water

by teej October 16, 2003