Definitions by Teej

peacekeeper 

the terrorist on your team.
Also see freedom fighter, terrorist, republican

The compound was raided by peacekeepers because the terrorists were asking for it.

peacekeeper by teej October 16, 2003

talking head 

1. Television personality typically show only from the shoulders up.
2. Any memeber of the faux punk band Talking Heads
3. Mumbling during the act of cunninlingus.

1. Paula Zahn is nothing but a talking head.
2. Yes, Paula Zahn plays the cello, but she was never in Talking Heads.
3. I would give anything to give Paula Zahn talking head.

talking head by teej October 16, 2003

ass water 

Tennessee delicacy served in only the finest sit-down establishments. A semi clear, semi-odorless, semi-tasteless drink served over ice.

"can I get ya'll somore ass water

ass water by teej October 16, 2003

mammory 

The fond recollection of breast from bygone days. Contraction of mammary and memory.

"Thanks for the mammories!"

mammory by teej October 16, 2003

antique scrode show 

A PBS series surrounding the examination, valuation, and fraud identification of really old ball sacks.

"Git yer ass down here, the Antique Scrode Show live from Naples, Florida is about to start!"

antique scrode show by teej October 16, 2003

autoerotica 

1. Self-lovin'
2. Sexual relations with an automobile

1. Steve Murphy's Big Book of Autoerotica
2. Steve Murphy died in the act of autoerotica. Too bad he had to use the cigarette lighter socket.

autoerotica by teej October 16, 2003

antiscii 

(n. pl.) The inhabitants of the earth, living on different sides of the equator, whose shadows at noon are cast in opposite directions.

Sometimes the knowledge that word like antiscii exists is th only thing that gives me the strength to go on.

antiscii by teej October 16, 2003