14 definitions by Teej

Tennessee delicacy served in only the finest sit-down establishments. A semi clear, semi-odorless, semi-tasteless drink served over ice.
"can I get ya'll somore ass water
by teej October 16, 2003
(n. pl.) The inhabitants of the earth, living on different sides of the equator, whose shadows at noon are cast in opposite directions.
Sometimes the knowledge that word like antiscii exists is th only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
by teej October 16, 2003
A Dallas area gentlenmen's club.
Q: "Ya'll wan go to da tittibah?"
A: "Tittibah, Tittibah, tittibah!"
by teej October 16, 2003
Slang for performing the sexual act of your choice
Pam and I went back to my room, and were dropping the olives all night.
by Teej April 10, 2005
the terrorist on your team.
Also see freedom fighter, terrorist, republican
The compound was raided by peacekeepers because the terrorists were asking for it.
by teej October 16, 2003
the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse
"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".
by teej October 16, 2003
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.
by Teej March 10, 2005

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