Seppuku

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.

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by Teej October 10, 2006

dropping the olives

Slang for performing the sexual act of your choice

Pam and I went back to my room, and were dropping the olives all night.

by Teej April 10, 2005

talking head

1. Television personality typically show only from the shoulders up.
2. Any memeber of the faux punk band Talking Heads
3. Mumbling during the act of cunninlingus.

1. Paula Zahn is nothing but a talking head.
2. Yes, Paula Zahn plays the cello, but she was never in Talking Heads.
3. I would give anything to give Paula Zahn talking head.

by teej October 16, 2003

tittibah

A Dallas area gentlenmen's club.

Q: "Ya'll wan go to da tittibah?"
A: "Tittibah, Tittibah, tittibah!"

by teej October 16, 2003

spatch

the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse

"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".

by teej October 16, 2003

autoerotica

1. Self-lovin'
2. Sexual relations with an automobile

1. Steve Murphy's Big Book of Autoerotica
2. Steve Murphy died in the act of autoerotica. Too bad he had to use the cigarette lighter socket.

by teej October 16, 2003

antique scrode show

A PBS series surrounding the examination, valuation, and fraud identification of really old ball sacks.

"Git yer ass down here, the Antique Scrode Show live from Naples, Florida is about to start!"

by teej October 16, 2003