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Definitions by Teej

hitting the fishtank 

It is slang for smoking weed, pot, marijuana. It came from a group of guys wondering if you could use a fish tank as a bong and get the fish high.
I was hitting the fishtank a little to hard last night and passed out.

weed getting high
hitting the fishtank by Teej September 24, 2016
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.
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Seppuku by Teej October 10, 2006

dropping the olives 

Slang for performing the sexual act of your choice
Pam and I went back to my room, and were dropping the olives all night.
dropping the olives by Teej April 10, 2005
the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse
"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".
spatch by teej October 16, 2003
Your hardware and software seem to be fine, so I can only assume that your wetware is fucked up.
wetware by teej October 16, 2003

tittibah 

A Dallas area gentlenmen's club.
Q: "Ya'll wan go to da tittibah?"
A: "Tittibah, Tittibah, tittibah!"
tittibah by teej October 16, 2003

functionality 

Function. A non-word that is used by everyone who has ever done any thing with software.
This functionality will help you overcome the opportunity presented by your synergistic paradigm.
functionality by teej October 16, 2003