Teej's definitions

peacekeeper

the terrorist on your team.
Also see freedom fighter, terrorist, republican

The compound was raided by peacekeepers because the terrorists were asking for it.

by teej October 16, 2003

dropping the olives

Slang for performing the sexual act of your choice

Pam and I went back to my room, and were dropping the olives all night.

by Teej April 10, 2005

wetware

The brain.

Your hardware and software seem to be fine, so I can only assume that your wetware is fucked up.

by teej October 16, 2003

the unseen

the best punk band ever.

they kick ass.

by Teej April 28, 2003

antique scrode show

A PBS series surrounding the examination, valuation, and fraud identification of really old ball sacks.

"Git yer ass down here, the Antique Scrode Show live from Naples, Florida is about to start!"

by teej October 16, 2003

hitting the fishtank

It is slang for smoking weed, pot, marijuana. It came from a group of guys wondering if you could use a fish tank as a bong and get the fish high.

I was hitting the fishtank a little to hard last night and passed out.

weed getting high

by Teej September 24, 2016

autoerotica

1. Self-lovin'
2. Sexual relations with an automobile

1. Steve Murphy's Big Book of Autoerotica
2. Steve Murphy died in the act of autoerotica. Too bad he had to use the cigarette lighter socket.

by teej October 16, 2003