Definitions by Ted

SMDB 

Literally stands for "Suck My Dick Bitch".

Ted, SMDB. Im playing Grand Theft Auto and eating Ice cream.

SMDB by ted April 28, 2005

Jegro 

Short for Jigger Shop. It is play on the word Nigger and Negro.

Lets go get Mango Tangos and the Jegro

Jegro by ted April 28, 2005

cognizize 

to understand and pass on that understanding

Ted cognizized the knowledge to Mckay

cognizize by ted April 21, 2005

fatometer 

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.

Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.

fatometer by Ted April 18, 2005

crackasian 

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

crackasian by Ted April 9, 2005

Painting a Picasso 

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face

bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..

Painting a Picasso by Ted April 7, 2005

DaBaDoo 

secret code in which a man is asking a woman for oral sex

psst---psst...hey Do Ya Wanna DabaDoo??

DaBaDoo by Ted April 6, 2005