A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila
Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.
Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.
Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....
"I'll never drink again"
Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!