Ted's definitions

MAAAAAAH

Smilar to what a duck would say, you can find this interjected almost anywhere in a sentace. Popular among jews from Long Island.

I got a new pair of yellow corderoys MAAAAAAH.

by ted March 23, 2007

Jegro

Short for Jigger Shop. It is play on the word Nigger and Negro.

Lets go get Mango Tangos and the Jegro

by ted April 28, 2005

Vanderbilt

That university in Nashville Tennessee. Where everyone wears polo shirts with the collars popped, guys have seersucker shorts and flip flops and girls miniskirts and Ugg boots or flip flops. Where the frats and sororities reign supreme. Where drunkeness is expected. Where your social status as a freshman is determined by whether you live in Branscomb or Kissam. Where there are more rival fans than Vandy fans at football games. Where everyone is too rich and spoiled to give a crap about the world.

Vanderbilt is tres prep.

by Ted May 6, 2005

Yaaaaah

Yah is officially the coolest way to say, yes. It can also be used in other ways such as anger and excitement. It is pronounced yaaaw. Screaming it is also appropriate to show exciment, as if riding a horse.

Dub - Hey Ted, was Craig pissed about what happened earlier?
Ted - Yaaaaah

by Ted February 21, 2008

Ring Warrior

A male who has the urge to insert is penis into the rectum of another male

That bloke with the plucked eyebrows and stiff walk is a ring warrior.

by Ted October 31, 2003

the beano

bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.

a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2

by ted November 12, 2003

muckstain

short, fat, masculine woman who goes to gym. If you look at her, she says, "OOOIII, YOU LOOKING AT ME(points to herself) I WILL KICK YOUR AARRRRSE!!!

Fuck this.

by ted November 12, 2003