96 definitions by Ted

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.
Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.
by ted December 08, 2004

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Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.
Honey, could you please take out the trash?

Mumph.
by Ted December 02, 2003

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Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.
Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.
by Ted April 21, 2003

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the act of pooping from ones anus directly into another persons anus
this pennsylvania press has given my anus quite the sore
by Ted May 03, 2004

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noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic
"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"
by Ted December 02, 2003

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Kinhell, a word to use in hurry or in shock. Short for 'fucking hell'
Kinhell Elliot yous dicks small ye
by Ted July 28, 2004

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Smilar to what a duck would say, you can find this interjected almost anywhere in a sentace. Popular among jews from Long Island.
I got a new pair of yellow corderoys MAAAAAAH.
by ted April 28, 2005

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