Teabag's definitions

white van scam

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..

Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.

by Teabag August 1, 2007

koc

Someone who is street intelligent

Dude your really a koc...

by Teabag January 4, 2005

teef

What Flava Flav has in his mouf.

I gots me some new gold teef

by teabag April 11, 2006

Ghetto pool

To play defense when playing pool. This is done by knocking your balls in front of pockets, knocking the cue ball in a bad spot, or knocking an opponents balls in to bad spots. Ususally done when behind or when playing a superior player. See nigger pool

I can't believe he played ghetto pool at the familiy reunion.

by teabag September 22, 2006

easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring

I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.

by Teabag March 27, 2005

craigslist

Apparently the easiest way for a hooker to advertise her services according to local news reports regarding prostitution

A woman was charged with prostitution after police investigators answered her advertisment on the popular website Craigslist.

by teabag September 25, 2007

lance briggs

Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.

Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.

by teabag September 25, 2007