Definitions by Tarkin
Asstek
The semi-popular Pontiac SUV. Known for its horrable styling cues, and terribly stupid options ($3500 tent)
"What are you gonna do with a $3500 tent man?" "Sleep out in the wilderness like a pimp in my Asstek" "Good job, i'll just fold down the seats and sleep in the back of my Pinto"
Go-ped
The most awesome form of transportation ever, an early 90's wide scooter, with a throttle and a weedwhacker motor