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dead ass

To be completely and honestly serious.
A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.
To be truthful and not lie.
A truncation of the phrase "dead ass serious".
Guy 1: Yo, swear I saw George (W.) Bush jump that fence for a corndog...

Guy 2: What? nah uh, you're lying..

Guy 1: No, for real! I'm dead ass.
by Tai June 30, 2003
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Delphiwater

Man, I love Delphiwater.
Tai love Delphiwater
by Tai September 7, 2003
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tai

he is so tai.
by tai July 16, 2003
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tai

he's name is tai
by tai July 16, 2003
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running of the bulls

A unique practice where unimformed, misinformed, or ill-informed, foreigners that know nothing of the history of Pamplona and/or the practice of the running of the bulls, dimisses it to be simply a pastime where drunken farm boys, drunk off of whiskey and barly beer, make their way running through town as they are being chased down by a pack of angry, yet amused bulls.

These boys often scream in terror, shouting phrases like "wordOwch! my stomach lining!"/word or "wordMy blood hurts!/word" Or something of the sort while, routinely, but traditionally, being gorged, or even gutted by the horns of a bull.
The running of the bulls festivals is held in Pamplona, Spain, every year, for nine days in July.
by Tai July 9, 2003
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pussify

1. To proverbially pimp slap a man so bad and knock his punk ass down the ladder of respect that he can no longer be considered a man, but rather, a pussy.
2. The process and/or method, act of turning a guy, character, situation, etc. into nothing more than a pansied wordpussy/word.
1. Jack pussified himself when he told his boys he was scared to talk to a girl.

2. Kevin was pussified by his classmates when he told the gym teacher he didn't want to run, because it would mess up his hair.
by Tai July 31, 2003
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lobstersoap

kickass website based in irving texas with awesome videos of kids doing stupid shit
"Dude lets go to lobstersoap.com to watch Charles do something stupid"
by Tai May 13, 2005
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