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A fairy princess who lives in make believe. Ironically she has a castle she calls home. Selling ass under the guise of unicorns. Juba is such a ho she has slept with nearly everyone in Kalamazoo, MI the states of Florida & Montana, and the city of Denver, CO and the Detroit Metro Airport.
When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.
When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.
by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018
Get the Juba of kalamazoo mug.Ron: "John, we need to talk. Man that woman has BF. You can do better than her."
John: " No man, not that woman. She is too old and angry. I was pumpin' on that 20 year old there."
John: " No man, not that woman. She is too old and angry. I was pumpin' on that 20 year old there."
by T_rump_supporter November 27, 2016
Get the BF mug.Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"
Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."
Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."
by T_rump_supporter April 18, 2013
Get the Small Hands, Large Peter mug.Thot BF aka That Ho Over There Bitch Face
Easy to pin point. They have skank clothing on and an angry expression on their face.
Easy to pin point. They have skank clothing on and an angry expression on their face.
by T_rump_supporter June 15, 2018
Get the Thot BF mug.A ghetto term used by rejected women for players who the women feel are playing games by not meeting with them. Said lady assumed said player would hookup with them instead the lady was stood up. Usually for sexual intercourse or a perceived romantic date.
Hoodrat: "Yo, don't be playin' me. You be stuck on fake muthafuker. I been waitin' all day and you don't text or call."
Player: silence
Hoodrat: "Just what I thought! Shoooot! You don't know how to handle a real woman like me."
Player: silence
Hoodrat: "Just what I thought! Shoooot! You don't know how to handle a real woman like me."
by T_rump_supporter May 13, 2016
Get the stuck on fake mug.Small Southwest Michigan town where JimBob, BillyJoe, BillyJean, and Maxwell call home. If you live on Roberts Mountain, then you may have a similar name. (Roberts Mountain being the garbage dump on Roberts road)
I was in Three Rivers last week visiting cuzin JimBob. We went fishing and then had a nice view of Three Rivers up top on Roberts mountain. The methane smell sure makes ya know you is alive.
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
Get the Three Rivers mug.IDIOT 1: Wow dude! Did you see that girl! She is fine as hell!
IDGIT 2: Yeah, she is fine. She is Jabba the Butt. All butt nothing else.
IDGIT 2: Yeah, she is fine. She is Jabba the Butt. All butt nothing else.
by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016
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