Juba of kalamazoo

A fairy princess who lives in make believe. Ironically she has a castle she calls home. Selling ass under the guise of unicorns. Juba is such a ho she has slept with nearly everyone in Kalamazoo, MI the states of Florida & Montana, and the city of Denver, CO and the Detroit Metro Airport.

When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.
I gots this burning itch. I gots it from the Juba of kalamazoo.
by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018
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Jabba the Butt

A girl with a very large rear side.
IDIOT 1: Wow dude! Did you see that girl! She is fine as hell!

IDGIT 2: Yeah, she is fine. She is Jabba the Butt. All butt nothing else.
by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016
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Active Bitch face

Active bitch face. The look on a bitches face while being ass reamed by a large cock.

See also, wheels spinning inside her head
Julie’s active bitch face look was she was thinking of so many get rich quick schemes while taking a good butt banging.
by T_rump_supporter November 25, 2017
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Ghetto Bank

Started with a fear of the man taking their money.

Ghetto banks can consist of any of the following places or things to hide their jack.

Coffee can, pop can, bra, panties, book bag, metal box, bed pillow, mattress, cardboard box, freezer, zip lock baggies, dog house, hole next to a tree, glove case
I hide my dough in my ghetto bank. No one can find it. Not even me! At the least I knows the man can’t take it from me.
by T_rump_supporter May 28, 2018
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Three dog night

What a desperate fool with a viagra side effect of prolonged erection does to rid himself of the prolonged hard-on.
I went down to the frozen yogurt shop and yelled, all the frozen yogurt is on me!

Soon I was at home being laid by Three dogs, eerr women.

So with that said, the doctors told me they now call the remedy a three dog night.
by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018
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Idgit

A complete back woods moron. Dumber than an Idiot. Has no worth.
You are a complete and utter Idgit. How do you make it home after work? Your wife must drive you to and from work. If you had the phone book, I doubt you could read your name. Maybe only if they changed your name to Idgit.
by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016
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To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 08, 2010
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