Skip to main content

T_rump_supporter's definitions

Juba of kalamazoo

A fairy princess who lives in make believe. Ironically she has a castle she calls home. Selling ass under the guise of unicorns. Juba is such a ho she has slept with nearly everyone in Kalamazoo, MI the states of Florida & Montana, and the city of Denver, CO and the Detroit Metro Airport.

When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.
I gots this burning itch. I gots it from the Juba of kalamazoo.
by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018
mugGet the Juba of kalamazoo mug.

Loving Bone

Loving Bone is the act of giving love and appreciation to another. With the recipient realizing from the boning that you truly care.
Julie used to question if I had a loving bone in my body. She changed her mind after I boned her
by T_rump_supporter March 19, 2017
mugGet the Loving Bone mug.

Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.
Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.
by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016
mugGet the Straight up a ho mug.

Weinberger

A Canadian German Hebrew word for a dwarf like man with a small penis, but with a very large scrotum.
Dennis has a Weinberger. Actually Dennis is a Weinberger. He is a dwarf like man with a very small penis and unusually large scrotum. He makes Suzanne devour it all.
by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016
mugGet the Weinberger mug.

Chinese Toothpaste

A very toxic substance. What it is made of nobody knows.
The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav

"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."
by T_rump_supporter March 22, 2017
mugGet the Chinese Toothpaste mug.

Krull

What the mob did to people in the late 1700’s. When they put out a hit on someone the target received a Krull.

Named after a member of the gang of Atilla the Hun.

Krull was notorious for over doing the kill. Afterward he would bang the village Harlet and drop a deuce on the mayors doorstep.

Krull was a badass muthafuker that nobody wanted a piece of.
You better watch yourself or I’ll do a Krull on you.
by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018
mugGet the Krull mug.

Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016
mugGet the Virginity Loophole mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email