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PIMP ASSISTANT

A fellow with developed skills of not being persuaded by a stripper or coniving woman for trickery or bilking money.
He smoothly played his pimp assistant on that ho. She shut the f-up and walked away. No games there bro!
by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016
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Bitch Feast

A day, or sometimes everyday, in which a group of bitches come together and are just that, a bitch.
Announcer: Today's Bitch Feast is under written by NPR. Please show your support.

Bitch: Who asked you? You suck!

Announcer: There you have it, that concludes another Bitch Feast 2016.
by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016
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Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016
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Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.
Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.
by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016
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Tube Steak

A slang term for a man's penis, or commonly a hot dog is a poor man's steak. Since a hot dog is in the form of a tube, it is called a tube steak. Also referenced in the ZZ top song, tube steak boogie, boogie, woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long
1. Did you see the size of that Hot Dog! That is more like a tube steak. What a meal. Baby!

2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?

Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!
by T_rump_supporter September 11, 2013
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Pajama Party

A pajama party is an event in which a slut can finally claim to not be used like a plastic fuck doll.
“While his wife was away Larry and I had a pajama party last night. He ate Corn chips and beer farted all night while I watched beauty and the beast and sipped sparkling wine. I love pajama parties because they are more romantic than being used like a plastic fuck doll
by T_rump_supporter November 27, 2018
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The Meaning to Life

The meaning to life is a term used by sage old far eastern men describing what makes life satisfying.
The meaning to life is milk and cookies one hour before bedtime.
by T_rump_supporter October 21, 2018
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