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Definitions by TY

machosexual 

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.
Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.
machosexual by Ty June 19, 2006
Shmian- A 15 year old from Cali who is obsessed with GD and likes realy stupid names like Dirk.... he is a mexican whigger who is emo on the inside....
Anne:HI IAN!!!
Ty: No, not Ian, Shmian!!!
Shmian by Ty April 19, 2005

man handle 

the saggy lovehandle region on a fat child, middle-aged alcoholic, or old man. a handle on wich to grab during hot 40yo sex, or older. these hairy regions are most aperant when in the office when not wearing a suit or just a button down shirt that is tucked in. also the wonderful spectical of going swimming at a public pool. there always is a fat old man with man handles see also love handle they are usualy hairy unless the man was a twink when he was younger. the ladies dont get love handles they get fat. you cannot tell a woman that she has love handles she will get mad you smacktard
check out the man handles on frank caliendo. those things are nasta
man handle by ty April 2, 2005

bombastic 

An awsome word meaning outragiouse, and meaningless speech.... This word is often used between Ty and Anne when quoting the infamouse Billie Joe Armstrong, aka God.
"Billie Joe is sooo freakin bombastic!"
bombastic by Ty March 30, 2005
Something thats really cool, really fun, or really happening.
Yo, Sanford and Son was like the stupidest shit on TV yo!
stupid by Ty February 20, 2005

marinating 

Younger chicks with the potential to become hot in 1-3 years.
That frosh is marinating for now. Soon enough she'll be hot enough come Junior year.
marinating by Ty February 17, 2005