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machosexual

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.
Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.
by Ty June 19, 2006
mugGet the machosexualmug.

c.p.

what we call mike
by ty December 13, 2003
mugGet the c.p.mug.

boof

well...this is going to sound kind of strange....ok so yes it does mean to have sex but the REAL definition is: the last stroke when you are about to go off a waterfall in a kayak. when done correctly it propels you past the recirculation at the bottom, but there is a risk of back-breakage
i got a nice boof line off salmon falls
by ty March 28, 2004
mugGet the boofmug.

Earth

That planet gets good ratings on Uranus.
by ty September 20, 2003
mugGet the Earthmug.

man handle

the saggy lovehandle region on a fat child, middle-aged alcoholic, or old man. a handle on wich to grab during hot 40yo sex, or older. these hairy regions are most aperant when in the office when not wearing a suit or just a button down shirt that is tucked in. also the wonderful spectical of going swimming at a public pool. there always is a fat old man with man handles see also love handle they are usualy hairy unless the man was a twink when he was younger. the ladies dont get love handles they get fat. you cannot tell a woman that she has love handles she will get mad you smacktard
check out the man handles on frank caliendo. those things are nasta
by ty April 2, 2005
mugGet the man handlemug.

bring it around town

"hey joe"
"yeah bob?"
"i got da hook ups wit sum dank."
"Bring it around town!"
by Ty March 13, 2003
mugGet the bring it around townmug.

land of the jews

where jon stewart hangs out
''im horny''
by ty December 13, 2003
mugGet the land of the jewsmug.

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