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Definitions by TROYum

floydish 

Frederick: look at this graphic on my computer, what do you think of it?

Douglas: It looks rather floydish

Frederick: Yeh, I guess it is somewhat floydish
floydish by TROYum August 26, 2005

gooning it up 

The act of spending money on cheap wine (usually in cask form) by a group to get intoxicated quickly.
Agnas
"We only got $10AUD and we wanna get drunk tonight, what should we do?

Mortimer
"I say that we should be gooning it up my friend"
gooning it up by TROYum May 7, 2005

coning it up 

The act of many people in a group having marijuana via a bong or a pipe.
"Dude, come over to my place, at 5pm I will be coning it up and would like you to join me."
coning it up by TROYum May 5, 2005

knob jockey 

Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.

Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.
Example 1.

Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.

Example 2.

Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.
knob jockey by TROYum May 4, 2005

Penis burger 

Meaning 1.
The act of placing one's penis between to buns and offering it as a meal. Usually leads to some form of oral sex.

Meaning 2.
Also used in the phrase "I'd like a penis burger with extra penis" to poke fun at fast food chains and their dodgy food.
Example 1.
"I got a burger right here for you baby, A penis burger"

Example 2.
Cashier "Can I take your order please?"
Customer "I'd like a penis burger with extra penis, large fries and a thickshake"
Cashier "We don't have any penis burgers on the menu, sir.
Customer "What kinda place is this? I just want a fucking penis burger with extra penis... is that so fucking hard?"
Penis burger by TROYum May 4, 2005

dewoganized

The act of an Italian or Greek individual (usually of male gender) leaving his group of greek or italian friends and become close friends with other members of other nationalities.
George:
"Ever since he started hanging with us he's been acting different"

Elmer:
"Yeh I think we dewoganized him"
dewoganized by TROYum May 3, 2005

rectal dysfunction 

Rectum Dysfunction can be defined as two things.

1. Diarohea
2. Problem with the rectum eg. Cancer.
Example 1.

"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."

Example 2.

"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."