T-Dawg's definitions

Circus Clown

A Tim Hortons employee who is heavily concealed behind vast amounts of makeup, gothic eyeliner and porn starlet red lipstick creating the appearance of a clown behind the counter.

Also known as a "CC"

Man check out CC tonight yo......that Circus Clown could juggle balls off that ass son. Shes got that hair of hers all balled up like a bozo the clown wig under that hair net.

by T-DawG November 22, 2004

Duck Arse

8 out 10 Proctologists agree that a duck arse is commonly associated with woman and are usually larger than a Booty but smaller than a Toyota Echo. Symptoms include an abnormaly upright strutting woman with a large bulbus ass pertruding from spandex or stretched jogging pants.

Yo that chick heading out for a dip is going to displace some serious H2O with that DUCK ARSE, ya heard!

by T-DawG November 23, 2004

vamp

a vamp is a male or female who likes fuckin virgins to take their virginity and appear as a god in the formor virgin's eyes.

God man that vamp was so good last nite, fin-a-fucking-ly i lost virginity!

by T-Dawg February 24, 2003

tongue depressor

A name for an ugly lesbian

What do you call an ugly lesbian? A tongue depressor

by T-DAWG September 17, 2004

Fadedness

something more than faded

The fadedness on the hat was so much that you couldn't read the logo anymore.

by T-Dawg May 4, 2004

C-Money

Of or, relating to, or dealing with, Colin Needham. See also Pimp Hand

Dan: "C-MONEY! C-MONEY!"
C-Money: "Yo, Braves won the division again."
Dan: "Stupid Phillies!"

by T-Dawg April 8, 2005

courtesy flush

To flush more than once during a sitting to eliminate the chance of a clogged toilet.

by T-Dawg March 26, 2003