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Definitions by T$

1) Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous
2)Mario Lopez of Saved by the Bell fame
Mario Lopez is a smarmy bastard.
smarmy by T$ December 28, 2005
that head shot was rmfl
rmfl by T$ October 3, 2003

queer the crack 

to insert the erect genitellia of the male into the anal cavity of another person.
Donksta would queer your crack, watch out Coby, here he comes.
queer the crack by T$ March 5, 2003

Pee In Her Butt 

The #1 sign of affection toward the girl that you really like...#2 is to fart on her
Dawg, did you pee in her butt, or fart on her. Let me know how much you like her...cuz i want to pee in her butt
Pee In Her Butt by T$ March 4, 2003