3 definitions by Sweet Nicolas
by Sweet Nicolas February 7, 2008
Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.
"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"
"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"
"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"
by Sweet Nicolas December 10, 2009
"I don't know how you felt after eating all those buffalo wings the other night, John, but I woke up in the morning and took a wicked spice"
by Sweet Nicolas January 22, 2008