Crankslap 

A barryslap performed with a rusty crankshaft.

oh man, if you don't shut up you're going to get a crankslap

Crankslap by Mr Gillespie September 22, 2020

crankslap 

Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.

"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"

crankslap by Sweet Nicolas December 9, 2009

Crabslap 

The act of slapping a sexual partner in the face with crab meat in a sexual manner.

After my anal discharge Hunter crabslaps me in the face.

Crabslap by Rageyy December 27, 2010

cracklapper 

cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean

Uh oh, Snuffy's putting on his assless chaps. He'll be trolling for cracklappers tonight.

cracklapper by Snuffy January 31, 2005

Crankalanxious

When you're trying to crank one out, but you are worried that your mom or wife will be home soon.

I was trying to rub one out but I kept thinking I heard my mom's car. I was way too crankalanxious.

Crankalanxious by mcbizkit02 July 31, 2010

Crackslag 

Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!

Crackslag by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

crackslam 

Using one's buttocks to hang up the phone in the rudest possible manner

"How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*

crackslam by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008