9 definitions by SusieQ

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Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.
- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.
by SusieQ October 04, 2005
Faeces.

Can be used as a noun e.g. 'a large bice' or a verb 'I'm going to bice'.

It originates from the Swedish word 'bajs' which means faeces.
"I really need to drop a bice after that kebab I ate last night."

"Where are you going, Pete?"
"To bice."
by SusieQ May 21, 2008
the third degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, semi-conga is a 3 - bad but not the worst.
"That girl I pulled last night was a mingerola."
"No way, she was worse than that. A semi-conga."
by SusieQ October 31, 2006
the second degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, 'mingerola 'is a 2 - bad but not the worst.
"Stacey is a semi-conga."
"No, she's not that bad. She's a mingerola."
by SusieQ October 31, 2006
the fourth degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens.
"You're plumbing the depths tonight, Matt. That bird is a momma-conga!"
"I know. I'me desperate."
by SusieQ October 31, 2006
Pronounced 'rar-ko'. The quality of having bad breath or halitosis. It is most often used as a noun - i.e. 'he is raco'. It can also be used in an adjectival sense as in 'she has raco breath'.
'Man, your breath is raco after eating that kebab.'
'Thanks, I'll go and clean my teeth'.

and

'My cat is raco as f*ck.'
by SusieQ June 28, 2005
The practise of freezing a length of faeces with a view to using it as a masturbatory tool.
Mike: What did you do over the weekend, Pete?

Pete: Froze some sh*t and used it to pleasure Patricia.

Mike: Ah, the old snowman's finger, eh.
by SusieQ July 29, 2008
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