2 definitions by Sunyshine

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.
Steven used his wedding tackle so many times before the honeymoon ended, Martha was afraid it was permanently damaged!
by Sunyshine September 14, 2019
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The title refers to what happens to a skydiver when his parachute doesn't deploy: you hit the dirt at very high speed and most likely die.
Oh man, his parachute didn't open. Prepare for some high speed dirt!
by Sunyshine August 24, 2020
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