8 definitions by Stpaul83

Splattergast

When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.

"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.

Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!

by Stpaul83 November 11, 2017

Bull Froggin

When you burp in your mouth without opening it, causing your cheeks to bulge out like a frog croaking.

Dude, i was out to dinner and had a huge burp, so i held it in to keep it quiet and everyone knew anyway cause I was Bull Froggin.

by Stpaul83 September 7, 2017

Bagpiped

Sqeezing out a fart by leaning over or otherwise compressing your abdomen, pushing it out like a bagpipe. Possibly involuntary.

That dude dropped his phone and was so nervous picking it up, I think he bagpiped himself.

by Stpaul83 December 26, 2017

bag piped

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.

I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.

by Stpaul83 February 26, 2018

Trugly

So ugly they resemble a troll

Girl 1: "Girl, that man you took home was trugly"
Girl 2: "What?"
Girl 1: "That dude looked like a troll"
Girl 2: "Yeah he was kind of trugly"
Girl 1: "You're kind of trugly, its ok".

by Stpaul83 August 19, 2021

Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020