40 definitions by Stop the Pendulum
Tweety, my late calico cat, constantly hissed at the other cats in the house. We called her Madame Hissy Fit as a result.
by Stop the Pendulum January 12, 2006
The most comfortable part of your bed, often slept in by your dog or cat without the human's permission.
Every night, I find my cat sleeping in my grave. I have to throw him off the bed so I can get some sleep!!
by Stop the Pendulum April 5, 2006
A person who knows and points out the truth before you can weasel your way out of it. A type of a mind reader.
I thought I could get away with fibbing about sneaking food in the middle of the night. Little did I know I was dealing with a swami, and she doesn't let me get away with anything! The woman can read my mind!!!
by Stop the Pendulum January 15, 2006
To behave more courageously and/or maturely: to behave like a grown woman as opposed to acting like a little girl. The female equivalent of grow some balls or grow a pair.
Evil right-wing bitch Ann Coulter should grow some ovaries and make amends to Democrats she slanders instead of writing libelous books accusing liberals (read: any civilized human being) of her own wrongdoings. BTA, she probably wasn't born with ovaries.
by Stop the Pendulum August 22, 2006
Even though my friends have tattoos and body piercings, I choose to remain clean. I don't want to get something on my skin I may not want to keep when I get old.
by Stop the Pendulum November 16, 2006
A so-called journalist or pundit who mindlessly parrots the Republican party line and/or sucks up to the Bush administration, at the expense of the truth and objectivity.
by Stop the Pendulum May 25, 2006
A person, usually but not always a woman, who dates or otherwise becomes romantically or sexually involved with a man for the sake of obtaining free weed.
My friend isn't a gold digger--she's a weed whacker!! She's seeing this guy because she can get all the weed she wants!
by Stop the Pendulum January 11, 2006