| 1. | Meow Law | ||
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The Meow Law states that any girl who meows during conversation or text is crazy, but is great in bed. Not a girl to bring home to the parents, but a good time while it lasts. Not dating material. Dude, never doubt the meow law. every girl I know who meows is wild
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| 2. | Almog | ||
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Bitch ass mofo who creates music and gets lots of meows up in this bitch. Almog.
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| 3. | Mweb | ||
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The sound a cat makes when it meows underwater. First seen in the YouTube video "cat meows underwater". The action of making the noise a cat makes when it's underwater. When I put my cat in the bathtub, she stuck her face halfway in the water and meowed, producing a mweb.
After Brooke and I watched "cat meows underwater" we couldn't stop mwebing for hours. |
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| 4. | meowage | ||
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When meows are aged i fied The cat has a lotta meowage
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| 5. | meow-meow | ||
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is bloody and meows "meow-meow" at 4 in the morning to the bald meow meow because they are best friends forever the bloody meow-meow Meowed to the bald meow-meow at 4 o'clock in the morning.
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| 6. | Skimbleshanks | ||
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A ginger tabby alley-cat covered in curry and stuff. He is infested inside and out with every disease known to man. He meows like a bitch and growls at anything that moves. His tail always sticks up 90 degrees and shit flakes fly out his arse when he farts. His claws are like 9 inches long and make a bastard of a noise on hard ground.
He climbs in through the window when you're out, finds the whitest carpet/piece of furniture and wipes his arse all over it, leaving lovely brown streaks everywhere. On his way out he steals some food. "Keep your doors and windows locked, for Skimbleshanks is on the loose! He will turdify any white furniture or carpet in your house!"
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| 7. | fagpuss | ||
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Based on the legendary cat, Bagpuss, a fagpuss is an extremely fat and ugly homosexual that occasionaly meows and plays rugby christopher 'bloody' biggins
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