8 definitions by Stingy Guts
Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.
by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023
The special games your uncle would play with you. His love for you kept secret and hidden. If you close your eyes you can still feel the caress of his hot whiskey breath and stubble on the back of your neck.
by Stingy Guts October 10, 2023
by Stingy Guts November 7, 2023
The sweet succulent drops of power dripping down from the bossage onto the wanting lips of a yes man or brown nose.
by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023
When you put in substantial time and effort, and that prude still wont come off them guts to let you smash.
by Stingy Guts February 7, 2023
When you run off a batch before going to sleep —letting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.
You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.
by Stingy Guts October 2, 2023
A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.
Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!
by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021