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Massassi

A place where the sould of dead nerds go to be eternally tortured.
Go to Massassi.

And the Lord said to those on his left, "I knowest thou not, goest thou to Massassi and suffer for all eternity.
by Steven March 2, 2003
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crackers

Supposed "racist" term referring to white people, because they "cracked" the whip at the slaves. So, if you think about it, its quite a positive term.
"Dees cracka ass crackers be whippin at mah shit."
by Steven January 25, 2003
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feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
"Feltching makes me want to puke."
by Steven August 10, 2004
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DOS

1. Disk Operating System: a disk-based operating system, usually referring to MS-DOS. Originally developed by Microsoft for IBM, MS-DOS was once the standard operating system for IBM-compatible personal computers.

2. Denial of Service: a type of attack on a network that is designed to bring the network to its knees by flooding it with useless traffic.

3. Department of State: a federal or state governmental department handling issues central to the country or each of the individual States, such as travel, tourism, elections, charters and licensing, historic records, and overall public security.

4. Department of Safety: a department used by some U.S. states and cities which usually handles driver and vehicle, police, enforcement, fire, corrections, and crime statistics services for the public.

5. Department of Statistics: a department used by some countries for handling statistical reports vital to their economies and governments.
1. DOS required a lot of typing.
2. DOS attacks can cost companies millions of dollars in lost revenue.
3. If you're interesting in become a licensed lawyer, visit the DOS.
4. In some states, the DOS handles driver's licenses instead of the DMV.
5. The DOS just released new statistics on the gross national product.
by Steven May 26, 2004
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Haribon

Filipino word used for the Philippine Eagle a.k.a. Monkey Eating Eagle. It is the largest eagle in the world and is very beautiful. It literally means king of birds.
Wow, look at that beautiful haribon flying over Mt. Apo.
by Steven June 29, 2004
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RSX

l337357 FUX0R1NG C4R 0N 74H R04D
man, shit i was beaten again by an rsx
by steven June 1, 2003
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Frozen Snicker

After freezing ones poopies, you take the frozen log and insert it into ones anal. After it thawes you spread on penis and use as lubrication.
Would you insert my frozen snicker in me.
by Steven October 6, 2004
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