Steve Austin's definitions

ambitexterous

the ability to send text messages with either hand

I use both thumbs to text. I'm ambitexterous

by steve austin July 22, 2004

crapitextrous

The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions

Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous

by steve austin July 22, 2004

crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.

Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here

by steve austin July 22, 2004

craptacular

A huge spectacle of crap

Hey Diana, wanna go down and see the big Christmas craptacular?

by steve austin July 23, 2004

craptoberfest

The celebration of the month of craptober

I can't wait to have some crap beer and crap pretzels at this year's craptoberfest

by steve austin July 23, 2004

crapetorium

Where craps go to die

I have to drop something off at the crapetorium

by steve austin July 23, 2004

craptum craptorium

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004