Steve Austin's definitions

craptoberfest

The celebration of the month of craptober

I can't wait to have some crap beer and crap pretzels at this year's craptoberfest

by steve austin July 23, 2004

crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.

Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here

by steve austin July 22, 2004

crap o lantern

Pumpkin shaped crap that comes out around halloween time

Hey, check out the crap o lanterns this year!!!

by steve austin September 15, 2005

ambitexterous

the ability to send text messages with either hand

I use both thumbs to text. I'm ambitexterous

by steve austin July 22, 2004

crapadon

The islamic holy day of crap

It's Crapadon time again. hooray!

by steve austin September 19, 2005

patch

Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.

"That chick's patch is all dialed in."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria

by steve austin July 20, 2004