5 definitions by Steve Barrett

Spreader

Someone consumed by the need for spreadsheets

Lesley will go mad if she gets another spreadsheet. Martyn is turning into a real spreader

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

Bellend

Someone who although in the main is inoffensive can cause irritation by butting in and embellishing boring stories

He can't find her ankle chain the complete bellend

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

Middlemiss

A dusty urchin

Sort yourself out, you look a right Middlemiss

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

Hemmer

Someone who causes discomfort or irritation. Stupidness that gives you a headache. Short for brain haemorrhage

The art form of winding someone up to boiling point

Get your feet away from me Mick you fucking Hemmer

You are really Hemming me now

Hemm off

I'm Hemmed

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

knobsqueezer

A male confirmed as interested in the same sex

No, not Watkins, the guy with the tash. He's a knobsqueezer

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004