Steph's definitions

merph

a sign of exasperation or frustration

Teacher: You have a four page paper due tomorrow

Student: MERPH!

by Steph April 19, 2005

chip

(verb) to cock block or prevent a guy from intimately engaging with a girl.

1) Dude, that guy totally chipped me and wouldn't leave me and Steph alone for the whole night.
2) She's a notroious chipper and doesn't let her friend go home with anyone.

by steph April 12, 2005

smashed

to be drunk

Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.

by steph March 25, 2004

moshpit

group of people moshing to a rock song all together forming a pit hence moshpit.

i got stuck in the moshpit and have some massive bruises up my arm now.

by steph March 18, 2005

the birds and the bees

A phrase used by nervous parents to explain fucking to children and teens

"It's about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"

by Steph October 13, 2003

saddam hussein

Something you insert in a hole, like a tampon.

Got a saddam stuck in my veezy.

by steph December 23, 2003

home and away

Home and away is the best soap ever. I never miss a episode, even missing 1 minute of it is a crime!

It's 6 o'clock. ya know what that means? Home and away time! Yey! :)

by Steph February 18, 2005