Steeman's definitions

cake

Describes a situation where something is so fucking easy, its beyond simple.

Ryan: Have you done that work I gave you yet?

Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.

Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.

by Steeman April 28, 2005

Filth

Used to describe a situation, or a sporting event, where somebody does something to you to screw you over, in the face of imminent defeat.

Jonny: I can't possibly win this pool game, so I'm going to snooker Ryan and take the easy option.

Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.

by Steeman April 28, 2005

Freak Boy

A person who appears to be super intelligent on first impression, but when you get to know them is actually as thick as carbonised dog turd. They also make a habit out of eating their own bogeys during lectures.

Lecturer: Today we will be discussing neo-classical communist practice, in a marxist, pre-trade unionalised, collective bargaining Keynesianist economy.

Freak Boy: I'm bored. (picks nose) Sluuuuurp.....................

by Steeman May 6, 2005

Woody

Known as an erect penis, but could also be used to describe some bearded fucker with bad breath. A side parting is also an optional extra as is the rye grin that makes the hairs on your neck stick on end!

Woody person: Hi, this project is going to cost 10 thousand dollars.

Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh!

Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok.

by Steeman April 30, 2005

50/50 Theory

A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.

Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.

Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.

The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.

Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!

by Steeman May 7, 2005

B.C.W.T

Acronym for "Burberry Cap Wearing Twat".

See also Chav and Pikey.

Colin: Look at that Burberry Cap Wearing Twat over there! He thinks he's the man!

Kevin: Yeah what a pillow biter!

by Steeman May 8, 2005

Gimp

A leech of society. This person is one who pretty much uses everybody else's stuff without their fucking permission, and makes a fuck load of unneccesary noise.

The Gimp: Rar rar rar!!!! Arrrgh!!! Urrrgh! I'm going to cook some bacon that I know isn't mine, but I don't care!

Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!

by Steeman May 6, 2005