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A leech of society. This person is one who pretty much uses everybody else's stuff without their fucking permission, and makes a fuck load of unneccesary noise.
The Gimp: Rar rar rar!!!! Arrrgh!!! Urrrgh! I'm going to cook some bacon that I know isn't mine, but I don't care!
Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!
Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!
by Steeman May 6, 2005
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See also Wife Beater
See also Wife Beater
Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!
3 hours later....
Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!
3 hours later....
Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!
by Steeman May 4, 2005
Get the Junior Wife Beater mug.A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.
Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.
Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.
Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.
The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.
Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!
The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.
Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!
by Steeman May 7, 2005
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Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
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Matt: What kind of fucking shitty job did you do there you fuckin' douche bag?
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
Get the Gak mug.Colin: Look at that Burberry Cap Wearing Twat over there! He thinks he's the man!
Kevin: Yeah what a pillow biter!
Kevin: Yeah what a pillow biter!
by Steeman May 8, 2005
Get the B.C.W.T mug.To make agreed arrangements that are set in stone, agreeable to both parties, only then to pull out at the last minute due to ones own incompetence ( see also Gak)
Paco: Did that geezer come round to pick up that shit you were gonna sell him?
Marcel: Nah. The geezer...he throw a dippy on me at the last moment and now I'm fucking stuck with it.
Marcel: Nah. The geezer...he throw a dippy on me at the last moment and now I'm fucking stuck with it.
by Steeman February 14, 2006
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