Steeman's definitions
Colin: Look at that Burberry Cap Wearing Twat over there! He thinks he's the man!
Kevin: Yeah what a pillow biter!
Kevin: Yeah what a pillow biter!
by Steeman May 8, 2005
Get the B.C.W.Tmug. The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.
See also Wife Beater
See also Wife Beater
Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!
3 hours later....
Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!
3 hours later....
Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!
by Steeman May 4, 2005
Get the Junior Wife Beatermug. A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.
Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.
Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.
Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.
The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.
Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!
The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.
Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!
by Steeman May 7, 2005
Get the 50/50 Theorymug. The pinnacle game of choice in the modern sporting era. The game involves visting 18 different pubs, in 18 different locations, drinking an achoholic drink of previously specified choice. The aim is to complete the course, and the winner is decided as to who can complete the course in the fewest number of consecutive 'sips'.
The lowest possible score in Pub Golf is 18 shots. This would require 'downing' each drink in one go, and without stopping. Any player taking any more shots that the standard course par of 72 is deemed a fucking weiner.
Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.
Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.
by Steeman February 21, 2006
Get the Pub Golfmug. A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.
Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
Get the The Cabbagemug. Something that was done by ones self, not influenced by any outside party, that was fucking crap. Therefore, being an insult against ones self.
Matt: What kind of fucking shitty job did you do there you fuckin' douche bag?
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
Get the Gakmug. Ryan: Have you done that work I gave you yet?
Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.
Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.
Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.
Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.
by Steeman April 28, 2005
Get the cakemug.