3 definitions by Steamkaptain
A combination of shiv and shag, this is the term for shivving someone, and then fucking them. Rape is optional. Can be done vice-versa with a corpse if you're a fucking weirdo. Mainly done in south Brexit.
Just as the queen intended.
Just as the queen intended.
man1: oy i'm gonna shig you
woman: oh shit is that like a combination of shiv and shag
man1: what do you think bend over
woman: oh shit is that like a combination of shiv and shag
man1: what do you think bend over
by Steamkaptain November 3, 2021
a variation of the "thats what she said" innuendo. only used by cringy moms and kids out of the loop.
the child in this situation is asking his mother if she could eat this rather large pizza
naive child: "hey mom, could you eat this?"
mom: "thats what he said"
naive child: why did you create me
naive child: "hey mom, could you eat this?"
mom: "thats what he said"
naive child: why did you create me
by Steamkaptain August 27, 2021
A box that cools down food, thus preserving it for longer. What, were you expecting me to say its a word for anal sex or something? Get your mind out of the gutter.
Person 1: You know what a fridge is, right?
Person 2: What, anal sex?
Person 1: No, it preserves food you fucking dimwit.
Person 2: What, anal sex?
Person 1: No, it preserves food you fucking dimwit.
by Steamkaptain July 28, 2021