Squirrelykins's definitions

grits

Absolutely THE best breakfast food. EVer. End of story. And if you defy this, you are one of two things; retarded or devoid of a soul.

Man, 'em some stick-to-ya-ribs grits there, I tell you what.

by Squirrelykins July 2, 2005

idiot

Someone who has to look up the term 'idiot'.

Well, look what we have here!

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

freexy

Pronounced frE-ch-see (Freach Sea)

Incredibly perverted to an extent where normal adjectives cannot describe one's actions

Once the act is committed, it may be referred to as 'freexing' or 'getting freexy'

One who is accused of or is caught in the act of freexing is called a 'freexer'

1. Most of the guys at GCHS are freexy. There are a few who are only mildy corrupted, however.

2. Biscuit: "DAMN! Tim's being such a freexer! And I can't believe she'd fall for it!"
Squirrel: "Me niether. But hey, the ugliest people DO make the prettiest babies!"
In unison: "BURN!"

by Squirrelykins July 28, 2008

freakin' sweet

Family guy's greatest song. EVER.

"I recognize that tone. Tonight I sleep alone, but still this HOUSE is FREAKIN' SWEEEEEEEEET!"

by Squirrelykins July 2, 2005

Paris Hilton

A crotch-pheasant who has the IQ of a squashed jackolantern. Looks quite similar to that ugly little dog she carries with her. Adores pink. Has absolutely no use for underwear.

'She's been with forty men, and she's not even out of junior high!'
'Definetely a Paris Hilton, that one.'

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

game

1. A noun used to describe what players 'spin' in order to attrct a mate.
2. Something that Fag Urkle could not get with a goat.

I feel so sorry for that goat. Tell Urkle to go get some cheese and kiss my ass.

by Squirrelykins July 2, 2005

fathead

1. A whack job jackass with an ego the size of Wyoming and an IQ that a refrigerator would laugh at.
2. Let's look at our Head of the Executive Branch, shall we?

If you have to look down here for an EXAMPLE, shame! Go be stupid somewhere else!

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005