Squirrelykins's definitions

grits

Absolutely THE best breakfast food. EVer. End of story. And if you defy this, you are one of two things; retarded or devoid of a soul.

Man, 'em some stick-to-ya-ribs grits there, I tell you what.

by Squirrelykins July 2, 2005

freakin' sweet

Family guy's greatest song. EVER.

"I recognize that tone. Tonight I sleep alone, but still this HOUSE is FREAKIN' SWEEEEEEEEET!"

by Squirrelykins July 2, 2005

freexy

Pronounced frE-ch-see (Freach Sea)

Incredibly perverted to an extent where normal adjectives cannot describe one's actions

Once the act is committed, it may be referred to as 'freexing' or 'getting freexy'

One who is accused of or is caught in the act of freexing is called a 'freexer'

1. Most of the guys at GCHS are freexy. There are a few who are only mildy corrupted, however.

2. Biscuit: "DAMN! Tim's being such a freexer! And I can't believe she'd fall for it!"
Squirrel: "Me niether. But hey, the ugliest people DO make the prettiest babies!"
In unison: "BURN!"

by Squirrelykins July 28, 2008

Quagmire

The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright!'

Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

tl;dr

An internet abbrviation for: Too long; didn't read. Only something a lethargic and obviously illiterate person would use.

StandOffish768: TL;DR
Me: Yeah, you just don't wanna read what ELSE I put in there about you, jackass....

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

Creed

What was an awesome band until they got big ass ego's and decided they weren't gonna do it for the faith anymore. DAMN YOU! Thankfully, at least Mark Tremonti and Scott Phillips can still be heard in what is now Alter Bridge. :D

Dude, lead singer may have been suckish at times, but listen to the LYRICS. My Own Prison. Kick ass.

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

Eminem

I think I will allow Stewie Griffin to explain this one.

"Eminem and 50 Cent wouldn't know a proper lyric if it crawled up their ass and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation."

by Squirrelykins July 18, 2008