17 definitions by Squirrelykins

Paris Hilton

A crotch-pheasant who has the IQ of a squashed jackolantern. Looks quite similar to that ugly little dog she carries with her. Adores pink. Has absolutely no use for underwear.

'She's been with forty men, and she's not even out of junior high!'
'Definetely a Paris Hilton, that one.'

by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005

homie

The one person who will bail you out of jail when you killed eight of the zoo's wild chimps in a drunken rage because 'those fat ass heiffers owed you money'.

Biscuit. Hey man, you know who you are. Much love.

by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005

game

1. A noun used to describe what players 'spin' in order to attrct a mate.
2. Something that Fag Urkle could not get with a goat.

I feel so sorry for that goat. Tell Urkle to go get some cheese and kiss my ass.

by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005

fathead

1. A whack job jackass with an ego the size of Wyoming and an IQ that a refrigerator would laugh at.
2. Let's look at our Head of the Executive Branch, shall we?

If you have to look down here for an EXAMPLE, shame! Go be stupid somewhere else!

by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005

Eminem

I think I will allow Stewie Griffin to explain this one.

"Eminem and 50 Cent wouldn't know a proper lyric if it crawled up their ass and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation."

by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005

idiot

Someone who has to look up the term 'idiot'.

Well, look what we have here!

by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005

Freakin' A

A Valley Girl's favorite word (besides pink)

Oh my GOD! I broke a nail, Freakin' A!

by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005