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2 definitions by SputumMan

When a person makes stupid jokes about any subject no matter what it is and always has to try to be funny.
My Dad drove me nuts on the way over, no matter what I said he made some stupid joke about it. He's thinks he's cool but all he does is wax hilaric.
by SputumMan May 24, 2011
An intense almost painful craving for your favorite food or drink.
I started panging as soon as I pulled into the Dunkin drive through, thought I'd pass out before I got my coffee.
by SputumMan March 30, 2011